Please can we have no political or racist views (they are all a waste of time / space / skin )
I'll start....
1. TV Soaps and reality programmes. most of the crap that's on tv to be honest
2. CSI Miami, that ginger haired tosser who can't act for toffee, who died and then didn't
3. Seriously runny eggs, where the white is like snot and I gag just looking at it
4. Neighbours who moan about the noise your bikes make but let their kids scream all week and weekends
5. Neighbours with little kids, little screaming kids fullstop
6. Kids and babies in pubs (where there is no food on offer)
7.Those tossers that visit your village pub once a year on new years eve and take up all the seats
8. Pubs that charge you a ruddy fortune for a mere splash of coke or offer you an effin bottle
9. Supermarket checkouts - would you like a bag madam? no I'm gonna pile it on me head and stick it up me arse
10. The dog that shits on our front lawn in the middle of the night
11. The postman/paper boy who always takes a shortcut over the front lawn and doesn't tread in the dog shit
That's my gripe for tonight, more to follow





